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Lara Croft's transgenderal dick.
Man, Tomb Raider is so fun..... Well, unless Lara pulls out a meaty croft cock on ya!
by MofoAuzzie May 4, 2015
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croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi
That croft fap fif fAM
by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018
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Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
by DunnP January 2, 2022
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The Croft

When you have sexual inter-course and then the female explodes with her period all over, EVERYWHERE!
dude i juss got the croft last night..
by DaddyCroft123 March 30, 2009
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Lara Croft

The greatest female action hero of all time. very smart, athletic. Rich with 3 mansions. has a funny attitude, does everything. very popular. 9 video games, 2 movies. brown hair, big boobs....
QUOTES:

Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.

Lara Croft: Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.

Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.

Lara Croft: Remember that no gun rule? I reconsidered!

Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?

Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.

Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.

Lara Croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
by ryth September 9, 2009
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Chance Croft

Local Visalia actor. Starred in multiple productions including Our Town, The Crucible, and Postmortem. Extremely handsome, charming and suave.
Anni: Who was the guy who played George Gibbs in "Our Town"? He was incredible!

Emilee: That was Chance Croft, and yes, he was amazing! And quite attractive!
by moeizmees December 3, 2010
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Lara Croft

Lara Croft; The most desired female game character to date, the starlet of the world famous game: Tomb Raider. Lara; a very Indiana Jones-esque adventurer, is a brave and well-known female icon. Easily defined by her tough character and curvey image, etrimental to the character, who gained more attention from her appearance than her tough-as-nails spirit and determination. In response to this, she has recently undergone a slight "redesign" for the sake of becoming more appealing to female gamers. Her chest size was reduced and her clothes were altered; some have still derided her form as being unrealistic.
Lara Croft has been in a series of 7 games to date.
Created by Toby Gard, the heroine of the video game series has spawned over six incarnations of the game, where the heroine must defeat ancient deities, spirits, evil gangsters, and even dinosaurs. Since its debut in 1996, Tomb Raider games have been made for the PC, Mac, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Saturn, Dreamcast, N-Gage, Pocket PC, Game Boy Advance, and Game Boy Color.
Lara Croft's biography has been changed, it is now almost completely different from the original biography which was relevant for the first six Tomb Raider games. (sucks) - This is due to the recent biography and character change made by Crystal Dynamics for the new game, Tomb Raider: Legend.(VERY GAY!)
She's very well known also through Angelina Jolie, who was the actress of the Tomb Raider movies. The movies were very americanised and a lot of fans were upset by Lara having the character and colour sucked out of her by Angelina Jolie.
Do not pick americans to play posh, proud characters such as Lara. Accent faking is not cool.
Lara Croft kicks ass. Karima Adebibe and Angelina: Go suck penis. You're no good at being Lara.
by TheOriginalTombRaider July 4, 2006
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