multi-croccing

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."

by salamasana May 15, 2007

coochin out

getting as much ass as is possible in one weekend

man we bout to be coochin out this weekend huh?

by A man with 89 STD's February 12, 2006

criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.

I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!

by pympworth June 27, 2014

crochit

a slur against people who crochet or knit
do not use this slur unless you yourself crochet! it is highly offensive

YOU DAMN CROCHIT !! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND CROCHET ALL DAY!!

by redsslurs January 18, 2022

Crocaine

An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.

Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.

by Nikki87 April 4, 2009

Crouching Caesar

The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.

On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.

by roblund March 8, 2007

cochina

A dirty girl. A girl who sleeps around, who doesn't take care of herself, thinks or says something raunchy.

"Ew, who farted?"

"I did!"

"COCHINA!"

by Angelica February 10, 2004