Definitions by Nikki87

Crocaine 

An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.

Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.

Crocaine by Nikki87 April 4, 2009

logic bomb 

A phrase, or verbal tactical argument that is so utterly flawless in it's logic that it obliterates any previously made statements by other people present in the conversation.

Diana:"Why is Sam crying in the corner?"
Nicole: "Because I just logic bombed his belief that he will one day get into medical school and become a doctor, based upon the fact that he has already failed the MCAT three times."
Diana:" Ah, i see."

logic bomb by Nikki87 March 31, 2009