Crocaine

An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.

Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.

by Nikki87 April 4, 2009

crocaine

Croquette, while all players are high on cocaine.

Let's all zoot a line or two and then play some crocaine!

by Derek Wizzle March 19, 2008

crocaine

A commonly used term in the South Australian gaming community which is used to refer to a socially incoherent virgin/freak/paedofile, who does not leave the basement of the family home, living and manifesting in their own semenal produce, with the inent of having anybody who comes onto a server and uses profane language banned.

"man, I got banned from node servers for calling that crocaine a faggot"

by Big Homey July 16, 2008

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

My Cocaine

Actor Michael Caine saying his name in his own voice.

Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.

"You're bloody right I'm My Cocaine!"

"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.

by Vesper47 April 25, 2014

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.

Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019

poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018