Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.

“Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 4, 2021

crymenelly

Crymenelly stems from the late 1800's when young children were known as nelly's. Once a child became unruly or disobedient, slang was created to mock the children for crying. This is where the phrase Crymenelly was created.

Oh Crymenelly, Amanda's grandfather is full of shit!

by Danolisnik5053 March 31, 2007

Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022

criminally insane

a person who exhibits actions that could be a potential danger to him/herself or others.

The murderer was criminally insane.

by JIMMYJAMS! November 29, 2011

Crimenelly

Word expressing frustration, irritation and surprise.

Crimenelly! Someone took my parking spot!

by Coloradosweetheart August 23, 2017

Criminalley

An alley where an array of criminal acts occur.

Fuck that, I'm not walking down criminalley.

by Jenny Tools February 9, 2013

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018