crevice

a person who is an asshole

my dad is a crevice

by TEK312 August 12, 2010

crevice

The crack of the arse.

Dude! pull up your pants, I can see your crevice! And it's vile!

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

crevice

Collective noun used in conjunction with builders and other manual labourers whose pants are gravitationally challenged.

A crevice of builders.

by RichAustPaulJohn June 18, 2006

crevice

a place that you tend to slip into once you've engaged yourself in some marijuana usage.

a place in the couch that your body fits perfectly in.

when you finally settle and get comfortable.

"dude, get out of the crevice!"

stoner#1: "hit this bowl man"
stoner#2: "nah man, i'm already in the crevice!"

"everytime i get high some how i find myself in the crevice!"

by Monica Bonica May 18, 2006

crevice

that annoying part of the crotch in between your ballsack and your thigh, situated above your gooch. it's a pain in the ass to itch.

Mark's crevice was itchy, so he got Suzy to scratch it for it.

by titty b. mcgiantjuggs August 29, 2007

Pork Crevice

Alternative description for Vagina. This particular vagina is usually extremely deep and very wide.

I couldn't fill Janine up, her snatch was like a pork crevice.

by FritzyBaby! April 20, 2008

Crevice cut

Also, Candy Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.

"This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"

"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"

"I'm not eating another candy came any time soon! I'm still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"

by Cravicky November 27, 2012