The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
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Get the Little pansy ass piece of crap mug.A mental disorder in which, rather than dissociating with one's own personality, one uncontrollably associates an object (the subject) with an unrelated item (the result).
Person 1 - "What do cigarettes remind you of?" Person 2 - "An angel. The golden band reminds me of a halo." Person 1 - "Oh, snap! You've got a bad case of ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder!"
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1. to describe a shitty object/person/situation/whatever
2. as an outburst of annoyedness
it was invented by me! not hannah, because i don't know her and i've been saying it for a long time! or possibly simultaneously.
crapass.
1. to describe a shitty object/person/situation/whatever
2. as an outburst of annoyedness
it was invented by me! not hannah, because i don't know her and i've been saying it for a long time! or possibly simultaneously.
crapass.
1. "that's SUCH a crapass band. and so overrated, like u2."
2. "CRAPASS! i'm the biggest moron ever and just stepped in dog poo... again."
2. "CRAPASS! i'm the biggest moron ever and just stepped in dog poo... again."
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