Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!

by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019

Crayning

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus

Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!

by Cuntano June 21, 2012

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

channing the tatum

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Crenning

The use of a pen for the purpose of drawing/colouring.

This is a beautiful drawing! How about, instead of crenning, I get you crayons to make this masterpiece look even better!

by Heinze Doofenshmirtz April 23, 2019

Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

cranking dingers

Verb and Noun that can mean whatever you want. Mostly associated with drinking alcohol

Eg. Last night i was drinking a beer. AKA: I was cranking a dinger last night.

We were drinking all night. AKA We were cranking dingers all night

by I Crank Dingers June 3, 2011