cranky

irritable, grouchy, crabby

Why are you so cranky today? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Crankswirl

To talk or type a string of random,thoughts that seem unrelated because thoughts in-between left out.

"That woman is looking totally hot. Hey did you catch that new way to wax a car?"

"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."

"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."

by docwho2100 February 12, 2004

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

Cranksgiving

Thanksgiving with a meth user.

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.

I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks

by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006