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crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.
She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.
by Alex Winston June 14, 2008
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rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.
I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?
by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018
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Chasing Cranes

The act of going to different construction sites looking for work.
Call the hall or start chasing cranes.
by Jimbob R November 2, 2020
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colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus
Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing
by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015
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thousand cranes

1) a simple act, costing nothing at all, with the power to save a life- when only a simple act of kindness can. It is often done to support a cause you believe in, when you can't make a charitable contribution- but make every effort to draw support from others.

An example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be the fundraiser called, "The Heart of a soldier"or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" where a community in NJ has come together to raise funds for a stray dog rescued by a U.S. soldier stationed in Afghanistan. in this example, the Vet-i-care division of NorthStar Vets in NJ has committed itself to saving this dog's life- before the funds can be raised.

another example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be to support this cause, if only to find the event flyer online and email it to a news station- which is much simpler than folding even a single origami paper crane and could be the single act of kindness to save a life.

2.) "An ancient Japanese legend promises that anyone who folds a thousand origami cranes will be granted a wish by a crane, such as long life or recovery from illness or injury." as published on wikipedia

3.) "the title of a book called "Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Eleanor Coerr, first published in 1977." which tells the story of a young girl stricken with leukemia by the bomb dropped in Hiroshima, Japan" as published on wikipedia
I am doing the 'thousand cranes' act of making this legitimate definition viral, because i refuse to stand by and do nothing when i can help save a life with the simplest of acts. please do a single 'thousand cranes' gesture- if only once in your life. you may inspire someone else to do the same- and the life saved next might be yours.

a 'thousand cranes' gesture would be to support "a Heart of a Soldier" or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" and help save the life of an injured stray dog found by a U.S. Soldier in Afghanistan.
by a thousand cranes saves a life January 22, 2011
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Crankshank

An Asian Bogan that can somtimes resemble an emo. EXTREMELY loud.

Doesn't know how or when to shut up.

Does mad Chili shits.

Burning asshole.
Dude, Look at the Crankshank kid. Is that emo kid Asian or bogan? That lad's weird bro.
by Mad asian at the library February 26, 2009
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Crankshaft Bowl

A bowling tournament held by all the school districts in Ohio annually. It is most notably played between Centerville school district and Blue Valley school district. The winner gets the Edward R. Crankshaft memorial trophy. The trophy travels from year to year depending on who won it last. Centerville has won it the most times.
Ed: (jumping up and down in excitement) We won again! The Crankshaft Bowl is ours!! Take that Blue Valley schools!!

Roger: (running back and forth down the bowling lanes screaming) Centerville rocks! Centerville rocks!!

Elmer: (gets a real stern look on his face) Roger, shut up! So we won, big deal! I don't want to hear another word about it you hear me?

Roger: (is hurt by the sterness of Elmer's voice, begins to cry) I'm sorry, I just got excited.

Max: (really mad, blue steam coming out of his ears) You won't be so lucky next time, Crankshaft! Next time, Blue Valley is taking that trophy back to Ashtabula.

Ed: Easy, you'll win it someday, trust me. Just don't get so excited over it.

Steve: Yeah, take it easy. This is the Crankshaft Bowl. You're supposed to have fun with it.

Ed: (holding the trophy like a dumbell, crunching his bicep) Sweet victory! Burgandy and gold rule and navy and powder blue drool! (sets the trophy down and pumps his fist in the air three times)
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011
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