Crake

An adjective used to describe how abnormally unattractive a person is.

"Whatchu think about my new girl?"
"Bro, she's crake as hell!"

by ieatpumpum July 15, 2023

Crake's Law

Any mention of Ayn Rand or her works on the internet must immediately be followed up by a liberal (who hasn't read any Rand), citing her poor literary qualities and personal flaws as arguments against her philosophy

Then he breaks into crake's law by flying off the handle about ayn rand. "Ayn Rand? Seriously? That's the only book that makes the entrepreneur the hero? He is definitely not well read. It occurs to me that many unexceptional people use Ayn Rand to bolster their delusions of grandeur."

by GeeSussFreeK June 27, 2010

Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Cat Cake

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

by Mr. bubbles614 January 7, 2009

Piece of cake(Mak)

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.

Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)

by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019