crackton

Noun. A shortened form of Crack + town that was coined on The Simpsons episode 5F17. Crackton refers to that part of a town or city where the lowest elements of the socio-economic spectrum typically lives. Usually riddled by drug abuse and crime, Crackton contains many pawnshops, needle exchanges, check cashing facilities, family planning centers, laundrymats, pornography distributors, and thrift shops. Crackton is often known by other names including: skid row, junkyville and crackville.

Let's go to Crackton and score some smack.

by Slagathor April 23, 2004

Cracktonia

A majestic empire in the cafeteria of Amity Regional High School. With a well thought out governing body and constitution, Cracktonia has withstood years of attacks from administrative officials and foreign armies. When the country was dissolved, each citizen ceremoniously licked the Crack dividing the two Cracktonian provinces.

"Man, i want to go on vacation"
"Let's go to the majestic nation of Cracktonia!"

by THE CRACKTONIAN PARLIAMENT June 28, 2004

Cranktop

The art of cranktopping.
To cranktop.

Dat ass was cranktopping in those jeans last night.
Dude, I cranktopped all over that test.

by bigbangcranktopper69 September 6, 2012

crackton

Nickname for the town in London called "Acton".

"let's go to crackton"

by g-man11111 April 22, 2008

cracktober

a nickname where you bind together the word: Crack and October = Cracktober

my name is cracktober

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

cracktory

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.

I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.

by devestment October 10, 2009

Crack top

This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.

Is that restaurant on North J street?

No, it's on South J street.

Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

Good I'm hungry!

Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!

by Stewart Larkin July 6, 2007