Crack Daddy

Someone who pays crack whores for sex with, obviously, crack.

Have you ever tried being a Crack Daddy? Those sluts will suck you dick for crack man!

by Weymouthst April 19, 2008

crawdaddy

A sexual act performed on a male by grabbing the testicles with four fingers and going for the long shot with the middle finger (inserting the middle finger into the anus). southbound surprise

Male version of the Shocker

a.k.a. jock shock

Grab a nut an stick it in his butt.

Move his paynus stick it in his anus.

Move his jock give em a booty shock.

Give him the crawdaddy. whooooo

by PxCNikka April 24, 2009

crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

by crazy november March 5, 2010

crawdaddy

(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.

Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

Crackaddadios

Its a word you use when unspeakably happy.

...............Crackaddadios!!!!!THAT IS SO AWSOME!!!

by little freak in a teapot June 30, 2009

crack daddy

a nickname for a guy who likes to go ass to mouth during sex.

Randel is a crack daddy

by hamghetti... September 20, 2008

crackdad

1.a father of many things decides you are a failure tells you you'll never get to see nice 88's and amafurs won't want you to come close to thier tuna canoe
2. when your dad is too busy with a brest mongrol, and he lets you out do what eva da fuk ya want

d:omg, i can't believe you did that, and ur dad let you out even when you were grounded?
f: fuck yea bwigga
d: you have a crackdad wow

by Red Rabbit February 5, 2005