1 definition by Red Rabbit

1.a father of many things decides you are a failure tells you you'll never get to see nice 88's and amafurs won't want you to come close to thier tuna canoe
2. when your dad is too busy with a brest mongrol, and he lets you out do what eva da fuk ya want
d:omg, i can't believe you did that, and ur dad let you out even when you were grounded?
f: fuck yea bwigga
d: you have a crackdad wow
by Red Rabbit February 6, 2005
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