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ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult
by Harmony pond August 21, 2015
mugGet the ass crabmug.

crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood
She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.
by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005
mugGet the crab up the assmug.

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
mugGet the Tighter than a crab's assmug.

mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool
ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?
by buttchese19 December 14, 2024
mugGet the mark ass crabmug.

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