coviopath

A person who lacks a sense of social responsibility with respect to protecting others in their community from COVID-19, and therefore refuses to practice social distancing or temporarily give up their personal comforts for the greater good.

“Seriously? I just got a birthday party invite from Karen after the governor just issued the shelter in place order!” “Yeah, she is a real coviopath!”

by Macycat March 27, 2020

covincibility complex

A person’s faulty belief that social distancing does not apply to them because they cannot catch the COVID-19 virus.

“My 81-year old dad is still going to church and volunteering at the nursing home through this craziness... he has a covincibility complex.”

“Dad, please stay home!” “Why? I am healthy and never get sick.” “OK ENOUGH with the covincibility complex!”

by Macycat March 28, 2020

covinoid

Extreme paranoid person, induced by COVID-19 scare.

That covinoid disinfects everything 10 times and still worries about it having coronavirus on it.
The coronavirus is something to take care about, but I've seen covinoid's so worried they are hypochondriacs about it.

by dreuss March 21, 2020

covidophobia

a morbid fear of coronavirus diseases

SARS reemergence causes fear and panic. Covidophobia is trending again!

by timlight April 21, 2020

covington middle school

a place were dreams come to
Die and all you hopes for the world are crushed Into a million peaces and shoved up your ass

Mom my school is absolutely death
I mean come on I go to Covington middle school

by You already no who it is May 26, 2016

Covipocrite

Noun: A person who claims they're "immunocompromised" and "self-quarantining" when you ask to spend time with them, but then selfishly begs their out-of-state boyfriend to drive over and blow them; someone who uses the fake concern over the threat of contracting Coronavirus to selfishly get out of social obligations, while simultaneously engaging in an activity just as risky, if not moreso; a person who feigns concern about the pandemic while profiting from its spread.

A palindrome of the word "Covid" and "hypocrite".

Plural: covipocrites.

Adjective: covipicritical.

Jane: Sally said she didn't want to come to book club because she's worried about getting Covid-19 , but I saw on Instagram that she's invited James over for sex instead.

Alison: Wow, what a covipicritical cunt! She blew ME off last week so she could blow HIM.

Jane: She's a witch!
Alison: Burn her!

Alex: My workplace closed to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, and I got a shitton of money from unemployment...I'm going take advantage of the low ticket prices and travel across the country!

Tim: Alex, just fucking stay home and smoke a joint. Quit being such a goddam covipocrite!

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 4, 2020

Bent Covin'

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007