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Dry Lunch Convention

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.
Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.
by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019
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Jimmy Dean convention

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.
We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.
by Count de Monet April 3, 2009
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Geneva Convention

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.
by Salamander888 April 20, 2020
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Tool Convention

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.
Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.
by Steinus July 19, 2012
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Post Convention Depression Disorder

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.
Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.
by Chim007 April 13, 2011
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Coventrated

Meaning: Total obliteration of a town via military attack

Word is coined by the Nazis during WWII after the city of Coventry in England was destroyed during an air raid on November 14, 1940. Today known as part of a series of attack called Coventry Blitz
luftwaffe dude: coventry has been coventrated sir
hitler: lol
by funeralghee December 11, 2011
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Tesla Coven

A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.
How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.
by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020
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