conquistadorgt

A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable

Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles

by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021

conquistadouche

One or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, 'less privileged' cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative attitudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.

Person A: your face reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan
Person B: Do you WANT them to think we are conquistadouches?

by btwoodley December 20, 2010

The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.

"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."

by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 7, 2008

Conquistacunt

A foreign person that invades places on the internet where the majority of the membership speak a different language.

The conquistacunt is a hostile breed that wants to demonstrate their displeasure over something to do with another country that may have affected their country. The politics will quickly subside, making way for opinions about how their race is superior.

sexyboitalian196: fouk u all english wankers. italia will rize down and kik you're asses!! u lost in iraqn hahaha!...ha!"

NintendoAddict: Excuse me, but what does an Italian invasion in the making have to do with Super Mario Galaxy? I also don't give a shit about Iraq when I'm playing computer games.

sexyboitalian196: fuk u nintendo faggit becuz me penis is huger than urs. italiano men or gods u are fat hahaha!

MarioLover: I'll contact a mod. They'll ban this conquistacunt.

by Redlineonhill February 23, 2008

vagina conquistador

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

Conquistadoring

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

by GxSplinter May 19, 2013

Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

by Melanoma April 4, 2010