by NakedPickle February 20, 2018
Get the Cosmin mug.Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011
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To sleep together in the same bed or similar space. Does not imply having sex. It's what "sleep together" would've meant if we hadn't turned it into a slang idiom meaning "to have sex".
"The kids used to cosominate until we got them separate beds when they were 6 and 8."
"You can crash here if you don't mind cosominating. I don't have a spare mattress."
"We just started having sex last week, but we've been cosominating for months."
"You can crash here if you don't mind cosominating. I don't have a spare mattress."
"We just started having sex last week, but we've been cosominating for months."
by my name is Cos October 23, 2007
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Get the cosmonaut mug.'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
by rxnxr October 17, 2009
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King of Putas
Famous quotes:
“Who needs a reclina when you got an adjustable vagina.”
“COMINAHARRR!”
“Pure Pink”
“Somethin Flavor”
“Goddamn”
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King of Putas
Famous quotes:
“Who needs a reclina when you got an adjustable vagina.”
“COMINAHARRR!”
“Pure Pink”
“Somethin Flavor”
“Goddamn”
#PutaKing
#PayMeInPuta
#COMINAHARRR
Steve: Haven't seen my wife in a while.
John: She’s alright, she’s out with Cominaharrr giving out ass cold water.
Cominaharrr: Live your life forget about your wife, Cominaharrr! 👹 🤘🏾
John: She’s alright, she’s out with Cominaharrr giving out ass cold water.
Cominaharrr: Live your life forget about your wife, Cominaharrr! 👹 🤘🏾
by Puta King November 11, 2019
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