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carusbro

(noun) used to describe a person who plays lacrosse but is a HUGE tool. Carusbros (plural version) often date skanky girls who are at least 4 years younger than himself. The usual attire for a Carusbro is a pinny 7 sizes too small, to show off his muscles, a bright orange hunting hat, and kanye glasses to make sure everyone knows he's a douche. Basically it is the biggest insult for a lacrosse player, just like calling a mexican a "spick".
Josh: Yo dude I'm wearing my pinny tonight; oh and my 8th grade girlfriend is coming too.

Bart: Dude you're being a Carusbro, I might have to block you on facebook......
by countfunkyou November 2, 2011
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Carusowned

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.
"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."
by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009
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cornslap

A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.
Radar on MASH and Rose on the Golden Girls are perfect examples of a cornslap.
by chucky lavinder April 12, 2019
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cornslop

when you eat too much corn and you suddenly get rapid diarrhea of corn and corn juice with a brown and orange color exploding out of your anus thus creating cornslop
"damn bro I ate too much corn and just released some extreme cornslop" (a large slop of corn and shit)
by cornslopper69 November 2, 2020
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Catchy Chorus Syndrome

(Abbreviated CCS) When a song is stuck in one's head, but only the chorus or a section or phrase in the chorus can be recollected.
Garret: bmbdmmb... ROCK THE CASBAH! ROCK THE CASBAH!

Arnold: Dude, what's wrong with you?!?!?!!

Garret: Ehh just Catchy Chorus Syndrome. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!
by It's Thibbz!!!! June 2, 2010
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Carlo Caruso

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.
by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018
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CONUS

Selling ___ for $___. Shipping to CONUS ONLY!
by shleepy87 August 14, 2007
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