Cornlords

Human feces containing visible amounts of undigested corn.

Dude I hit the stalls cuz I had to take a crap and somebody left a herd of cornlords in there...

by Hunkasaurus Chunk July 27, 2009

Concockssion

A concussion caused by a blow to the head or face by a penis. There are three grades of concockssion. Grade I: confusion but no loss of consciousness. Grade II: post dramatic amnesia, long enough to preform something unwanted to your partner. Grade III: any lose of consciousness.

-"How'd you get that T.V.?"
-"I gave that cougar last night a grade III concockssion and stole it."

by fatchickstryharder March 9, 2011

concocksion

A drink made by Team B on a lonely night in North Wales which gives the drinker the feeling that he/she has been kicked in the balls

Let's have some concocksion! A kick in the balls

by Brownie August 21, 2004

cornsock

To fuck someone in the butthole so violently that when they walk away, it appears as if they have a corncob stuck in their buttholes.

I cornsocked that whore so hard the bitch could barely walk away when I got finished.

by Benjamin Jacob Grimm December 2, 2020

cocklocks

When a guy's pubes are so completely dirty and unkempt, they resemble dreadlocks.

Dude never groomed himself. It only took a few weeks to develop cocklocks.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

[cocklocks]

The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair.

Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he turned them into cocklocks.

by sebastianoates January 11, 2009

Concockssion

Slight brain injury inflicted during a heavy pounding to the vagina by an eager suitor.

Symptoms include:

Disorientation
Head ache
Asymmetry of the pupils
Nausea
Bruising of the vagina and pubis

Not to be confused with Concocksion

I smashed the granny out of her!! Gave her a fookin concockssion!

by Le Renard et Le Poulet November 16, 2010