corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.

why the fuck would you eat corned beef?

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

Corned Beef

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.

Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"

by HOB November 1, 2006

corned beef

crap from which you ate corn some time ago

1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go

by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003

corned beef

nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses

by jj April 23, 2003

corned beef

roast beef (see "roast beef") which has abstained from having sex in a while

wow that old whore, mannn, her corned beef is disgusting!

by pooman von higgamshtein III February 23, 2004

corned beef hash

A delicious, fatty, & salty treat in a can that resembles dog food.

Yo, you got any corned beef hash?

by film_geek1982 February 28, 2009

corned beef rocket

Noun.

Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.

by Al October 13, 2003