The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.
In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
by Laevateinn January 1, 2010

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys.
Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.
Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.
by reclaimer May 25, 2003

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.
by benormous July 21, 2008


an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
by blehmonster August 7, 2007

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015

Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
by Cdebokx February 20, 2011
