A guy jizzes all over a girl's vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the cum. Once breaded, he has sex with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and jizz into schnitzel. A midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.
Man, Billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. By the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?
by Shanaynay Diannegilo December 27, 2007
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Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT
Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT
by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007
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Get the cooters mug.1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong
by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011
Get the cootersnatch mug.A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.
Dan is such a cootersnitcher.
You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.
Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.
You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.
Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.
by lolmaster420_69 March 9, 2011
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