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Cool Story Bro

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care
1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro
by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009
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Cool Story, Bro

A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."

Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
by omggirl456 June 15, 2011
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cool story bro

A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011
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Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016
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Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.
by RudeApproved March 25, 2011
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Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016
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Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"
Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"
by TrueHylian July 14, 2021
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