Covidick

1) A person who disregards all Covid19 physical and social distancing guidelines

2) When someone touches a Covid19 contaminated object, and then touches their penis.

3) The lack of casual sex during the Covid19 lockdown

1) That woman was so close to me in the grocery store line; she was being a real Covidick

2) Dude, I was at the mall and must have touched a handrail before I went to pee in the bathroom, now I have a case of covidick.

3) I haven't had sex for about three months during the pandemic lock-down; I've got Covidick.

by Slotwolfen July 19, 2020

Covidick

Noun; marked by or NOT adhering to scientific & medical recommendations pertaining to decreasing the spread of the Covid 19 pandemic.

Most of the attendees at the Trump rally & RNC were Covidicks with the lack of face masks & close seating!

by A1one August 27, 2020

convolock

When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.

Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked

by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011

Confidicked

When someone says you’re being confident but you lowkey want to fuck them so you reply with ‘I’ll be confidicked in you’

Girl/Guy: Wow you’re confident

You: I’ll be confidicked in you

by Yeah that’s what I’m doing May 23, 2018

conkydicked

when your dick is affected by a nasty fungus

man, my dick has been conkydicked!

by bigkok6 August 30, 2019