Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.
That game was cool, but gay.
I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
That game was cool, but gay.
I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
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I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.
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Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
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Get the contradiction mug.an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
Get the walking contradiction mug.The Oxford Dictionary recently changed the definition of "literally" to include the figurative definition of "literally". There is therefore literally no definition for "literally" in the dictionary anymore. How contradictionary...
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