CONSTUPITATION

A painful experience resulting in a look of agonzing stupidity and constipation of the brain thus blocking all intelligent thought

He was unable to respond to the question due to suffering from an episode of constupitation

by J. Taylor Tx September 30, 2008

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Consusing

The second of three possible forms of confusion.

Damn this test is consusing but i'll make it.

I am consused but, with time, i'll understand.

by Parag Kapadia February 24, 2006

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Confusiasm

To be very excited and enthused about something that you do not fully understand. A mixture of confusion and enthusiasm.

Joe showed incredible levels of confusiasm when he expressed how excited he was about going out.. but didnt know where he was going.
Tom - "I cant wait to see that film!! its gonna be the best!"
Chip - "why?"
Tom - "I dont... know..."
Chip - "thats some confusiasm you are showing there..."

by XopsX June 4, 2008

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pulmonary contusion

A pulmonary contusion (or lung contusion) is a contusion (bruise) of the lung, caused by chest trauma. As a result of damage to capillaries, blood and other fluids accumulate in the lung tissue. The excess fluid interferes with gas exchange, potentially leading to inadequate oxygen levels (hypoxia).

Pulmonary contusion should be assessed in primary survey of trauma patient.

by Guddi July 24, 2016

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labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

by pauld August 29, 2006

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