by 704muscle February 27, 2015
Get the condishun mug.The word Conditsis was formed many years ago by the gods and angels in the heavens above. The Greek gods themselves were creating their newest, most advanced specimens yet and were heavily impressed by their own results. They doubted such a perfect life form could ever be created. Days passed as they tried to name this complexion and eventually their profound thinking came to an exhaustion. This is when the angels were called in for help. Even the angels were straining to comprehend how such a life form could exist. They couldn't bear the pressure of naming them. Leaving it to fate was the only option left. So they grabbed a few scrabble tiles from the game they were playing earlier, chucked them into a little sack and pulled out the perfect combination of 9 tiles ever seen. The surname Conditsis was born.
Some say even today, just by inheriting the surname, your body will transform into an ultimate chiseled unit, wielding abs that can crush mountains, a mind too intelligent to sympathize and a chest in which the rest of the human race comfortably shelters underneath its protection.
Some say even today, just by inheriting the surname, your body will transform into an ultimate chiseled unit, wielding abs that can crush mountains, a mind too intelligent to sympathize and a chest in which the rest of the human race comfortably shelters underneath its protection.
by bilaye August 31, 2013
Get the Conditsis mug.The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.
by >:( matt September 1, 2008
Get the fragment consider revising mug.I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.
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Get the consistence mug.a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof
My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.
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