gonorrhea by proxy

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.

I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.

by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

Colorhead

A overgrown child who looks like she have drugs and alcohol abuse, but she only smokes big dripping hand roll cigarettes, wich stinks. A frikking colorhead is a person who thinks she soooo creativ, a real artzy natzy funny joker. She puts her drawings on myspace so other color kids can comment on them. The colorheads love colors ALL COLORS, they see themselves as sparkling rainbows, their clothes have so many colors that the human eye see them as one big round brown thing. When the colorheads go out they are awful dancing along with a serious passion for stupid arty farty music, disco reggae and hippie hippie fucking scumbag bands.

ESTER: im on a glass course, it's pretty nice.
MARIA: "WHAT!!!!"
ESTER: "a glass course, im on a glass course!"
CARINA: "NO WAY!!!"
MARIA: "shit... Are you a colorhead? I frikkin hate colorheads, GFY and listen to some Chicks On Speed!!!"
ESTER: "seriously!"
MARIA: "Go away and take ya' your mongol bike."
CARINA: " and eat some pommes your arty farty colorhead.""
ESTER: "Jesus Christ what to do?"

by †reptilicus† February 17, 2009

Nose Gonorrhea

The horrid burning sensation you get when you go in a pool and water gets up your nose.

I jumped into the pool last night, and man, my nose almost bled. I totally had Nose Gonorrhea.

by Derpherpy June 21, 2010

Connorhea

a fake illness, that means you are completely stupid, and have no sense of humor, and have terrible comebacks. and you love lizards.

dude, you're failing every class, you got Connorhea.

by ryannj January 24, 2011

gonorrhea

I'm gonorrhea
and that's a fact
if you can't say that
then call me clap
I wait in genitals
just like a trap
and burn up lovers
like bacon fat!
Ooh baby, I like it raw!

Gonorrhea from Chappelle's show.

by Adrian September 24, 2006

Gonorrhea

#1 Sexual disease you learn in middle school health class
#2 Diareahh for your balls

#3 Diarrhea that's all gone!

some guy: man, you must be gay- actually, that's offensive, but you got gonorrhea maybe!?!?!?
some guy: I think I have gonorrhea, the diarrhea for your balls!
some guy again: ughh *plop* bye diarrhea or should I say, gonorrhea.

by dhar woman May 31, 2022

gonorrhea wrap

a sandwich found in a vending machine

Trapped for days in the psychology building, Matt chose starvation over the gonorrhea wrap.

Unable to find a rock, David slew Goliath with a projectile gonorrhea wrap.

by Klug September 13, 2008