Conklin Look Angle

A view of a satellite from an antenna that is completely impossible to achieve due to a clearly obvious blockage; such as, a building, tree, mountain, etc.

Yo, Dude, can we get signal on that satellite? Not at all, its a solid Conklin Look Angle.

by JMcKay_USMC September 18, 2021

Conklined

being so drunk you piss your pants and try to take a shit on a strangers couch

Dude you totally conklined last night!

by drunk247 April 6, 2011

Conklin

A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.

Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin

Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.

by thewildlifespecialist October 7, 2011

conlen

Derogatory term used for a Chavy young white male

''Wow did you see Sylvester drinking at the bingo last night?'
'Yeah he's become a real conlen.''

by Moodieallan January 1, 2017

Coinklensment

Coinklensment is a word to describe someone as very off or Very strange and Very scarce of their surroundings or being frightened with a super-un-natural feeling and their presence feels Dreadful

Guy: I have a sudden Coinklensment going around me and it feels very unfamiliar.

by A TMR July 6, 2022

CONKlin

a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.

That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.

by nassss January 30, 2009

conklin

To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.

"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."

"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"

by K Lo September 4, 2008