Confuckdrum

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

by KMac13 April 25, 2021

canlicker

a person who creeps out the "beer cart" lady on the golf course by licking cans.

We had a canlicker in our foursome, so we only saw the beer cart once for our round.

by mmbtang July 6, 2014

Myth Confirmers

The twisted, even funnier version of myth busters where your hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hydeman put extreme myths to the test.

Tonight on Myth Confirmers: I'm Adam Savage, and he's Jamie Hydeman, and we're going to kill God.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see if that my wife left me is true.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see how long you can commit tax fraud without being caught.

by InsaneBolt963 October 21, 2020

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

cornflicker

the act of removing a kernel of corn from the tip of the penis after it is removed from the anus.

the faggot ate so much corn that his butt buddy had no choice but to become a cornflicker.

by jumpinjim December 22, 2009

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked

Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow

by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020