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Condombation

Verb: To masturbate with a condom.
Bob: Dude, my sock and lotion felt amazing yesterday.

Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.
by MastG March 22, 2010
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Condombate

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
by groundhawk April 2, 2012
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condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."
by Peter Moody November 5, 2008
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condomsation

A conversation that originated from condoms, but can in fact include sexual subjects or any other kind of talk about condoms, etc.
"During her condomsation with George, Kerry told him about her one night stand, yo."

"During the condomsation, Lennie listed all the condom flavors he remembered to his friend, it was mad crazy, yo. He even came up with the phrase 'Taste the rainbow', yo!"
by JacsLiyahLiyahOriginal December 27, 2008
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Condomsating

When your used condom sits around too long and collects condensation
The leftovers from last night are condomsating in the corner
by Sir Drizzle February 3, 2015
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Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it

Effboy: “You right
by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017
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Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019
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