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Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)
"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"
by PettyRider April 24, 2010
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congradulations

it's a tongue-in-cheek misspelling of "congratulations" that's a play on the word graduate.
it means "congrats on ur graduations" :)
Sophie: i heard Mark succeeded in the senior year
Laura : yea, we have to send him our congradualtions

Jo : hey Steve, u made it man. way to go
Dave : Congradulations
Steve: thx guys, i wish ya the same
by memotota June 15, 2009
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by wordout May 21, 2004
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Confapulations

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.
"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"
by Baconstain June 6, 2013
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condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.
Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"
by blamo54 December 19, 2012
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congradulations

CongraDulations on your new minimum wage job.
by Joe Cocker March 10, 2004
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convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.
Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!
by turtlehore December 14, 2018
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