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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
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concerned parent

Another word for an overprotective, meddling, immature, snot nosed piece of crap. Usually a soccer mom that drives an SUV with a jesus fish on it, who constantly bitches about violence on TV, video games, and drugs, while ignoring her own fucking problems. Can apply to fathers too.
"omg, I'm just a concerned parent"
"No you're not, you have no life and you ruin your kids' lives because of that"
by StormOfStress October 26, 2006
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conceive

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.
Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!
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Concealed Cowgirl

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!
To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.
by Sharktopus Pie May 23, 2011
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Contrived

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.
Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.
by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018
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conceited

self centered, earth revolves around you, everything has to be your way, snobby, bitchy, annoying
KIM CHAPMAN AND MICHELLE
kim is so conceited...
...so is michelle
by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003
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ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.
If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?
by YAWA May 4, 2018
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