Configgle-faggle

The act in which your trousers become distressed because of your personal uptightness; when described usually said in an Indian accent.

Joey: Where did my baseball hat go!?
Mom: I don't know. Did you check your bedroom?
Joey: Yes! It's not there. I can't let all my friends see this stupid new haircut!
Mom: Oh, Joey, don't get your trousers in a configgle-faggle. *said in Indian accent* You look adorable!

by Judoismystuff June 23, 2013

Coondoggle

When national media gets all flustered over a black kid getting killed by a white cop.

You hear about Trayvon?

Yeah man, cant wait for the incoming coondoggle.

by Mr.Lister the Sister Fister August 27, 2014

Cockboggle

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster

"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"

by Kova1203 January 19, 2022

conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.

"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.

by Santas little helper April 7, 2013

Cuntboggled

When you are having sex with a woman, you think you are in her vagina, but in all reality you have slipped into her ass. They key thing is that she doesn't mind, and you don't notice until it is over.

I was nailing this chick and blew my load. When I pulled out i was all brown and it was smelly. I got completely cuntboggled.

by Juanito Bandito October 23, 2007

conjoggle

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.

only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.

by mike blown January 21, 2008

Cogboggle

When a man gets sand or a similar substance stuck between his toes and uses a vacuum to rectify the problem.

"I'll be right there, Mrs. Vinson, I gotta cogboggle.

by Nightbomb January 24, 2023