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God. See also: Led Zeppelin, James Dean, John Cleese

I love him. In a platonic way. But these days, you take what you can get, eh?
Conan is cooler than cool. In fact, I do believe he's...ICE COLD!

Caroline! Caroline! She needs a gol- okay, ill stop.
Conan by Ska bitch May 20, 2004
a barbarian with immense fighting prowess. Played by a man named Arnold who has also been a robot and countless other deadly beings.
Conan has great facial expressions during battle.
Conan by I Dance Jigs March 12, 2003
A boy who is the biggest ass yet sweetest most amazing person you've ever met. His blue eyes will destroy your heart and his smile will make you drool. He's a funny, intelligent weirdo who has an admirable obsession over memes
P1: Wow, that guy's a weirdo but really cute and amazing
P2: Oh look it's a Conan
Conan by ebonythenerdicorn July 19, 2016
A really annoying name to have to introduce your self.
Conan? As in "Conan the Barbarian"?
Conan by Conan, oddly. October 6, 2003
An awesome guy, funny and sexy, has a big dick and is just someone you love to be with. once you have been with him no one well feel as good again. is an amazing kisser!!!
I was with such a CONAN last night!!!
Nice one!!!
Conan by cheryl123144 June 22, 2010
Funniest Talk Show Host Ever, except for Johnny Carson, of course.
Man, I stay up until midnight just to watch Conan!
conan by Matt Becker July 20, 2008