Cobweb cock

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.

After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.

by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006

Superhuman comeback

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009

fat joke comebacks

so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)

Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.

Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.

Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.

by a_penis_lol1 October 6, 2010

Costanza comeback

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007

comeback

The art of replying to an wordinsult/word with a witty word, statement or sentence.

Well at least I don't fuckarse!

by wormstrangler April 4, 2003

Comeback Kings

A team called the Vancouver Canucks in the NHL who tends to let their opponents run up the score for the first 40 minutes of play until tearing them apart in the last 20.

2-0 Calgary Flames after the 1st period
5-0 Calgary Flames after the 2nd period
7-5 Vancouver Canucks after the 3rd period.

We are the Comeback Kings.

by SJCanucks December 27, 2010

comebackable

The ability to come back.

The Mavs may be down by twenty going into the fourth... but don't worry, this game is comebackable!

by Jordan P April 22, 2008