commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.

Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!

by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

commisary

A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

by Lena W. February 19, 2005

Commissar

Russian. Commisars shot thier own men in the backs when they tried to retreat. Many men killed their commisars in ww2.

"Comrade, I will give you 3 pints of Vodka if you kill that commisar. Otherwise we will all die at his gun"-Russian soldier to other Russian soldier

by Gunrussian July 6, 2004

Commisery

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.

I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.

by Tired of it November 3, 2018

commisar

an alcoholic drink made of leninade and vodka...(and 7-up if desired)

i'll have a commisar comrade

by soeidjtoi May 18, 2007

Commisery

Ahh, commisery. The misery you feel when you spent thousands on commission but got nothing more for your money.
Save yourself from commisery at PurpleBricks.com.au.

Deano thought that PurpleBricks was just online, but he felt commisery when he found out that they only charge a fixed fee.

by dingo5 June 25, 2018

commisar gamza

Commisar gamza is a god who beats up sjws

Praise commisar gamza

by Gamza worshipper July 27, 2018