Colin-oscopy

n. When an English teacher named Colin grades an essay harshly.

Damn, Mr. Steigleder gave me a routine Colin-oscopy on my Junior Thesis paper.

by Purell444 January 22, 2014

cowanoscopy

Cowanoscopy is a term for anal sex. The term was originated in Florida. The term is gender neutral.

I didn't think she would but last night she gave up that ass for Cowanoscopy.

by smilingman May 13, 2013

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

psychological colonoscopy

A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.

It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned

by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014

colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

Inbox Colonoscopy

When you clear your inbox out completely, and start from scratch, or clean out all unwanted emails, spam, and the after effects of replyarrhea.

Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally checked all the email update boxes when I edited my facebook settings."

Dude 2: "You need an inbox colonoscopy."

by GabrielleWithoutWings December 12, 2009

amateur colonoscopy

The act sticking mentos up your ass, and then cracking open a 2 litre diet coke, and fixing the opening of the bottle into your colon, then rapidly shitting the mentos out and letting the foamy foula flow up into your anus.

Last night was amazing i did the amateur colonoscopy with my chick!

by FuckFaceButLessFucky March 21, 2021