cocksurfer

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.

As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

by gman91478 January 24, 2015

cockscreen

By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.

"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."

by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007

cockscrew rollercumster

Having sex or masturbating while riding a roller-coaster. You must climax during a corkscrew.

Person 1: Dude You missed it, I totally just pulled a Cockscrew Rollercumster
Person 2: Do It again!

by Roc271 August 21, 2013

cockasureus rex

A man so sure of his superior penis size that he believes himself to be king of all he surveys.

You can tell as soon as he walks in the room that G. is a straight up cockasureus rex.

by MissAm November 26, 2006

CockScrew

a sex move where a woman starts off by giving the man a hand job (shaking the bottle), then while the man is laying down inserts the penis into the vagina while the woman is still standing up and the penis is inserted the woman's vagina then begins to spin while the penis is still inside the vagina ( in the motion of twisting of a cap on a bottle).

My girl and I were tired of our old sex life and spiced thing up with the CockScrew

by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Cockscreen

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.

Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.

by LRRfan January 21, 2011