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Cockshot

A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.
Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?
by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009
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cockroot

the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.
shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".
by daniel jones June 23, 2006
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cockshot

A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.
I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.
by sorak June 7, 2007
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cocksnott

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizim junkie"
That jizim junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!
by biggdogg September 4, 2003
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cockslot

A penis trench that is naturally formed by the breasts; yearning for a good juicing
Have you seen 90210? Tori Spelling has a perfect cockslot!!
by eakthemonkey April 28, 2004
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Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.
My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass
by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010
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cocksmooch

The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.
Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!
by countryboycansurvive March 24, 2009
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