cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.

Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.

by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007

Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.

Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.

by lol918 October 3, 2017

cockplacent

When someone makes an effort to become less complacent and less cocky at the same time.

Ian's prowess in the game was aided by his effort to not be complacent; but he made sure he didn't get into cockiness territory by telling himself to be cockplacent.

by Stehako July 17, 2016

cockface

Someone who's face sprouts a phallice.

The legendary Cockface roams the countryside.

by Carol Furlato October 16, 2003

cocklate

Poo-ey cum stains. i.e. a result of cumming in someone's bum.

Conor fucked billy's mum in the ass aaaaalll night..... there was cocklate everywhere.

by Funky_Conor August 29, 2006

cockface

an arrogant prick or someone who enjoys the cock

1. damnit, hes such a cockface

2. i heard bobby's a cockface

by ... May 17, 2003