cockstress

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex

"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"

by beaujalais October 15, 2011

Cockstig

A whore.

Man I hope you didn't fuck that cockstig dude... I hear she has crabs.

by cockstig August 29, 2016

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

cockstume

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011

cuckistan

A place that was once a home for reasonable dialogue and free-speech that has been transformed into a feminist, social justice hell-hole. Populated by pathetic, low-T suffering men who's slavish attempts to placate angry feminists and millennial snowflakes earns them only derision and disrespect.

Man, I couldn't stand another semester at U.C. Berkley....Felt like I was living in Cuckistan.

If Hillary had won the election, we'd all be living in Cuckistan...

by SJWCrusher October 2, 2017

Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

Cockinthemouth

1. (Noun) A derivative of the term “Blowjob.” Popular amongst “Tendersluts” – whore wannabe’s.

2. (Verb) to stuff ones’ mouth with excessive chicken (commonly used amongst pre-schoolers)

Person 1: I love Cool Whip.
Person 2: No you don’t slut! That white stuff’s from cockinthmouth!!!

by Cockinthemouth (Coqkendamouth) June 4, 2004