cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

cockfacetitwank

expression to signify the an unfortunate occurance used primarily in the Westcountry.

After spilling some ketchup: "Cockfacetitwank, I just spilt some ketchup"

by giraffefeatures April 16, 2005

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

cockfeind

A woman who lies about their sexual appetite.

Adj; One who pretends they are still a virgin when they fuck negro's.

by rafa May 6, 2003

Cockfetti

The result of drawing a big dick on a sheet of paper, tearing in to small pieces and then throwing it this way and that; like normal confetti, except with a dick drawing

Person 1: Look! That kid's throwing confetti everywhere. It's like Christmas!
Person 2: Uh, don't get too excited dude, that's cockfetti. That paper was once a dick sketch.
Person 1: Wow, that's let down.
Person 2:...yea, bummer

by kynit January 13, 2009

Cockfetti

Pieces of tissue paper, that remain stuck to the penis after ejaculating into the tisssue and being tardy in removing it.

"Dude, I fell asleep with a tissue on my prick and woke up with cockfetti".

by kjbkjbjkbn February 27, 2011

Cockpetition

When two friends, compete over a person of affection, to see who gets her/him first.

Jane - "Are David and Aron competing over sally?"
Blaine "Yeah, they're in a total cockpetition"

by Masteroftheleglock January 3, 2015