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cocknoggin

Same as dickhead, but more appropriate in formal surroundings. Or just anywhere you could say dickhead.
George: Dude, you're so stupid!

Dave: No, I'm not you're just being a cocknoggin!
by Anita Wax July 20, 2010
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cockwaggon

Bro I spotted Mike in a cockwaggon.
by Mexican Master November 13, 2017
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Cocknoggin

The classy way of saying "dickhead".
"You, sir, are a cocknoggin. Good day! *harrumph*"
by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012
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cockblogging

"JKREW was constantly cockblogging and no one believed him"
by k8 February 4, 2005
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Cockballin

(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.
"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh

"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
by samsonite joe May 22, 2007
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cockblogging

A popular trend among adult bloggers (Cockblogging Wednesdays). Involves posting blog entries with pictures of erect or non-erect penises (cocks) either the author's own, a lover's, submissions from readers, or images pulled from the web.
cockblogging wednesdays at The S Spot
by ShayS July 22, 2008
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Cockbaiting

When someone with a absolutely massive shlong sends a really artful dick pic to a girl. You would think the guy is also attractive yet he isn't, it's some edp looking pedo with a massive cock!
My mom was being cockbaited by this weird guy. The cockbaiting loose weird smelly guy just wasn't right.
by LIHZAHRD March 29, 2022
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