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cockburn by disturbed_succubus March 28, 2005
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When you have rough sex with a girl who has major pubic hair, and you wake up the next morning with a rash on your cock.
After the rough sex with the whore last night. cause he can't get any girls without paying them, he woke up with a major cockburn, and an STD but he didn't know that.
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When someone insults you thinking they are the shit and you give them a pipin' hot rebuttal.
Transmasculine 5: Help i can't shrink my breasts the right way
Purple tiesexual 6: Yur gonna need to git gudder kiddo
Helioptiilesaurasexualoid 69: were is that cis gender scum?
Transmasculine 5: Help i can't shrink my breasts the right way
Purple tiesexual 6: Yur gonna need to git gudder kiddo
Helioptiilesaurasexualoid 69: were is that cis gender scum?
Guy 1: I wish I could go to the store.
Guy 2: You know who else wishes you they could go to the store?
Guy 1: My dead son?
Guy 2: No, you're mom!
Guy 1: Young man, I demand you recant your harsh words immediately if not sooner. I should be fucking famous after I squandered away my golden years getting railed up the ass by mortars and M60 rounds, and what do I wake up from a coma to? A bunch of sissy faggots with gay piercings posting on a forum made for sluts and shindiggers, let me tell you a thing or two about respect Lad, you and your fudgepacker friends ought to get a grip on reality and give me a big hearty 'thank you' before I plug your rectums with the offal of a swine and slap your nipples with cold cuts.
Guy 3: Oh you you just received a wicked cockburn guy 2.
Guy 2: You know who else wishes you they could go to the store?
Guy 1: My dead son?
Guy 2: No, you're mom!
Guy 1: Young man, I demand you recant your harsh words immediately if not sooner. I should be fucking famous after I squandered away my golden years getting railed up the ass by mortars and M60 rounds, and what do I wake up from a coma to? A bunch of sissy faggots with gay piercings posting on a forum made for sluts and shindiggers, let me tell you a thing or two about respect Lad, you and your fudgepacker friends ought to get a grip on reality and give me a big hearty 'thank you' before I plug your rectums with the offal of a swine and slap your nipples with cold cuts.
Guy 3: Oh you you just received a wicked cockburn guy 2.
Cockburn by NYCProdigy February 23, 2015
Cockburn
Pronounced COBURN.
A surname that is more common in Austrailia, and has Scottish roots. But having such a name can either be inconvient, or funny, depending on how you look at it, especially given that people will either be disgusted or amused, and having to constantly remind people how to say your name.
A surname that is more common in Austrailia, and has Scottish roots. But having such a name can either be inconvient, or funny, depending on how you look at it, especially given that people will either be disgusted or amused, and having to constantly remind people how to say your name.
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