chead

When a girl is performing head on a guy while chewing tobacco.

Johnnny: dude I just got head from that girl over there. Mike: dude that's gross she has a dip in, you just got chead man.

by knightman November 5, 2009

Cleadirty

Article of clothing you've taken off after wearing for a short period of time. The item isn't clean, so you don't mix it with your clean clothes, and not dirty enough to put in the wash. The clothing usually gets hung up on a hook behind the door or draped over a piece of unused exercise equipment in the bedroom.

I barely wore it, it's "cleadirty". When you have more than one item together you have a "cleadirty pile".

Probably not a term you will use if your mom still does your wash.

by Gogo Frank July 27, 2012

Chead

A person who has a head that cannot be distinguished from their chin, thus forming a chead. The fat of the chead has a convex shape, starting from under the tip of the chin to the bottom of the neck like a turkey's. It's likely the chead was invented by the same person who created the cankle, a combination of the calf and the ankle. A person with a chead most likely used to be healthy with a clear distinction between their chin and their head but has gained lots of weight due to many years of eating cheeseburgers, pizza, cheese sticks and cokes; thus forming the chead.

Oh my God, that guy devouring those tacos has a huge chead.

by liebenstein June 7, 2013

cheady

To get changed/ready

I have to go and get cheady before we go out

by Kraterface May 29, 2017

Céadaoin

Céadaoin is the best bestie ever. If you are lucky enough to have a Céadaoin in your life you may already notice that it is much better. Sometimes Céadaoin will go on walks with you as you talk about life and go on rants. Much like the name, Céadaoin is very unusual, she has an amazing sense of humor and will more than likely get along with anyone, however don't get on her bad side as she will more than likely murder you.

Céadaoin is just the absolute best bestie ever, there is no beating her

by smithyboy99 May 8, 2019

Kroger cheader cheese cubes

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are a snack many love to enjoy specifically Duke depp a popular tik tok creator who cosplays as Willy wonka he enjoys eating this food

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are amazing

by Dukesneeze March 22, 2021

Cheads

1: People who knowingly disregards their own morals and other peoples hard work, honesty, and feelings to better themselves so they can brag to their peers about their "accomplishments".

2: A person who purchases 18 beverages and sips out of two of them in a 9 day span. Then throws them away, only to request them back from the people who rescued and wanted to drink and enjoy them, only to then disregard them for no reason...again.

3: A person who sends pictures of their own junk to his gf back home when he is over 1,500 miles away on a mancation.

4: A person who spends 12-15 hours on the phone baby talking a gf back home.

Avery: Hey Kenny did you here about Chistopher?

Kenny: Yea! I heard he tore up that qualifying...exam.

Avery: Well I heard that he's a total CHEADS.

Kenny: Wow. Definitely going to lose a lazy kitty for that.

by ForehandRoller November 3, 2009