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Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
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Clueyness

The heart-breaking sadness and compassion that you feel for a person when they are completely, and undeservedly let down or disappointed for no meaningful or significant reason.

(Credit goes to Tim Urban, writer of waitbutwhy.com)
The amount of clueyness that I felt for "Papaw" when his grandchildren didn't show almost made me cry.
by undeadawesome June 1, 2016
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Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
by jdi May 10, 2004
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clue phone

An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.

This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.
Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.

Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.

Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.
by The Winch December 15, 2008
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CluelessDay

A nerd, expects to get stuff for free without doing any work. Top ten clowns: this guy. He's either pooping or sleeping with an excuse that he's "doing house work".
Milo: what is CluelessDay doing
Canceled: probably shitting
typical: what da dog doing
by imcancelled June 10, 2021
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barbecue clueless

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.
They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!
by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020
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get a clue

Phrase used in response to someone being ignorant or stupid (clueless).
"Good job fucking up the meeting, Jason. Get a clue."
"Broke ass nigga, get a clue" - Rae Sremmurd
by zakd April 17, 2019
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