Clownfish 

A person who is funny looking and has below average sized hands

She’s a clownfish, look at her trying to hold that average sized object.

Clownfish by Tardard86 July 31, 2022

Clownfish 

(Internet slang term)

When you attempt to talk to someone, and they ignore what you said, to tell you about something completely unrelated.

1: Did they respond to you?
2: Not really, just ignored what I said & then sent a link to a meme.
1: Sounds like you got Clownfished bro.

Clownfish by Naitexi October 10, 2024

Clownfish fishing 

Like catfishing, clownfish fishing is using a post or meme to bait out clowns

I went clownfish fishing online, so I posted this hot topic meme to catch some Clownfish

Clownfish fishing by YagiTsunami July 12, 2020

clownbush

An unkept or unruly pubic region. Wildly overgrown like 70's porn stars.

Wow, I really liked that girl but her clownbush was unbearable and thus a dealbreaker.

clownbush by Troy s November 10, 2007

Clownfished 

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

Clownfished by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021

Clownpusher 

A clownpusher is an individual ultimately struggling through varying degrees of nonsensical thinking, poor decision making, and even a lack of motor skills. These follies are often used as a means of making fun of or mocking an individual, for doing or saying something silly.

Person 1: I think pineapple on pizza is delicious!

Person 2: What the hell? You are a total clownpusher, bro.

Clownpusher by NotAClownpusher August 4, 2020

clownfister 

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

clownfister by driftin306 August 1, 2010